1 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:27,590 This lovely young woman is Daisy Van Van Dorn. 2 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:33,630 She is beautiful, charming, bewitching, and disgustingly rich. 3 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:37,790 A few years ago, she was a reigning princess of the debutante's ball. 4 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:44,430 Now, she's society's bad girl, world -renowned homewrecker, and the darling 5 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:46,670 the scandal magazines all over the world. 6 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:52,250 At the moment, the center of the latest sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham. 7 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:56,190 model husband and father, and disgustingly wealthy. 8 00:01:56,990 --> 00:02:02,370 The Van Dorn family is understandably in a panic, especially Stacey's maiden 9 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:08,009 aunt, Agatha, who has prodded with a hefty retainer to gauge me to keep 10 00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:11,070 and her hot little pussy out of the National Enquirer. 11 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:17,690 And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes, freelance publicist and an authority on 12 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,550 keeping the rich and famous out of the scandal seats. 13 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,759 Damn it. 14 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:28,240 What am I going to do to keep that hot -ass harebrained harlot occupied? 15 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,460 How many shows can we go to anyway? 16 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:45,160 And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love of my life. 17 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:50,740 He's the coach of the Long Island Unicorns, a pro football team owned by 18 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:51,960 late Griffith Van Dorn. 19 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,180 Stacy's grandpa, and left to Stacy as sole owner. 20 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:02,900 I just called Reggie's office and his stupid secretary connected me with his 21 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:08,920 wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass, hair -brained harlot and warned me to 22 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,160 away from her, man. 23 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,820 Call the limo. I'm going straight over to Reggie's office. 24 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,460 I've got to see him, if only just to give him a quick blowjob. 25 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,950 Hey, who's that? 26 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:27,610 This is Bud Clark. 27 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,310 He's your football coach. 28 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:35,270 And he's my boyfriend. 29 00:03:36,910 --> 00:03:40,970 Just get that fucking limo here as soon as you can. I'm going to get dressed. 30 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:51,050 Bud, now this shit's really going to hit the fan. 31 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,660 I must stop her, or else she'll be front page National Enquirer. 32 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:55,900 But how? 33 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:03,160 If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got to sacrifice. 34 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:06,420 What's love and affection without the money and power behind it? 35 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,780 I mean, I need a lot of time to get out of this tight spot. 36 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,860 And darling, you've got to find me that time. 37 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,260 But how? 38 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,740 Coach, get in there. 39 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,540 Charm that stupid slut. 40 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,040 Pin her down and don't let her leave here. 41 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,600 I can't believe I just said that. 42 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,240 Kate had to step out for a while. 43 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:55,280 I can't believe Kate would do this to me, leaving without ordering my limo. 44 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,880 I'm so horny, I can't even sit without sticking to the chair. 45 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,240 Hey, Coach, are you busy? 46 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:11,060 I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20 minutes of your time? 47 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Thank you. 48 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:28,980 Thank you. 49 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:52,650 Right at this moment, Stacy Van Dorn is fucking my boyfriend. 50 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,150 Poor bud. 51 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:57,130 At least he's buying me time to think this thing out. 52 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,070 What's the worst thing can happen? 53 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:00,710 Miss Hot Ass. 54 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,920 breaks out and destroys Mr. Model Husband and Father. 55 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:09,400 I'm out on my ass, and Miss Agatha will see to it that no other publicity firm 56 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,440 would touch me with a ten -foot pole. 57 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:12,880 The alternative? 58 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:18,500 I keep Miss Tara Titts out of the scandal sheets for an extended period of 59 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:24,220 I write my own ticket. A penthouse, a beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured 60 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,420 limos, pearls, diamonds, power. 61 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,440 I'll be the biggest heroine since Joan of Orleans. 62 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:35,250 But! keeping juicy jeans from letting her gap gush for the world to see would 63 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,830 take a regiment of marines 64 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:39,220 No. No. No. 65 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,040 No. 66 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,440 um um 67 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,550 Oh. 68 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,790 Oh, come on. 69 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,700 Thank you. 70 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,110 charging her batteries. 71 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:51,390 Coach, how many players do you have on your team? 72 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:56,090 46. My God, that should keep her off the streets for months. 73 00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,030 What are you talking about? 74 00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:59,550 No questions yet. 75 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:03,250 I want you to get a hold of three or four of your best -looking prospects and 76 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,510 send them here right now. 77 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,270 Throw a little practice in the story over right now. I don't care if they're 78 00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:10,750 Atlanta, Georgia. Just send them here right now. 79 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:26,450 I was. 80 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:30,710 Something made me wake up and call Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone. 81 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:34,850 Don't try to stop me. 82 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,470 I wouldn't think of it. Thank you. 83 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,860 Are you the players' union representative? 84 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,700 No, I'm the tight end. 85 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,940 Actually, I brought you all here for a group photo of the unicorn's finest. 86 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,500 Ready? I thought 87 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:28,240 you were the tight end. 88 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:33,780 Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you get your kicks your way. 89 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,780 All right, guys, let's go. Back to practice. 90 00:25:42,970 --> 00:25:44,970 Look, this has been some day. 91 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:49,170 My boys fuck my feller, I'll probably lose my job, and I'll probably get 92 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:53,070 arrested as an accessory to murder, if I'm very lucky. So don't judge. 93 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,500 That is so good. 94 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,260 Mmm. 95 00:28:47,189 --> 00:28:48,590 Oh. 96 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:38,100 Oh. Oh. 97 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,730 He's good. 98 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,160 Thank you. 99 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,100 to meet with them. 100 00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:15,730 Ugh. 101 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040 killed Reggie. 102 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,080 No. 103 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:13,880 Reggie met me. 104 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:21,500 He told me that I was very nice, but that he has no room in his life for me. 105 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,440 loves his wife and kids very much. 106 00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,220 So we're through. 107 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,900 Stacy, do you know you own the Long Island Unicorns? 108 00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:36,820 The Long Island Unicorns? A professional football team coached by Bud Clark, the 109 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,820 man you ravished? 110 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,380 He ravishes very well, you know. 111 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,320 But do you know you own the team? 112 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,460 46 quivering red cocks, ready to go into spasms with the slightest tremor of 113 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,260 your breast or a glimpse of your thigh. 114 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,680 And I own them? 115 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Yeah. 116 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:03,940 Body, soul, genital organs. I've seen the contracts. 117 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,680 Everyone is unhung like a stallion. 118 00:37:13,070 --> 00:37:14,490 Yeah, yours to command. 119 00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:16,550 How much? How often? 120 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:19,170 Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three? 121 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:21,470 Oh, dear. 122 00:37:22,770 --> 00:37:24,510 Oh, I feel faint. 123 00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:29,030 I think that I'm going to go lay down for a while. 124 00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:38,470 She'll be okay. 125 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:40,550 Stacy's just drunk with power. 126 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,240 All those stiff, ready cocks that are back on call. 127 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,680 A few hours in a bed with her vibrator, and she'll recover. 128 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:27,250 What can I do for you? 129 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:33,690 I'm Bonnie Borden, and Coach Clark asked me to stop by to see Miss Van Dore, the 130 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:34,388 new owner. 131 00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,810 I'm Stacy Van Dore. 132 00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:38,390 I'm your tight end. 133 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:41,650 But you're a girl. 134 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:44,690 And very pretty. 135 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:47,610 And I'm good. 136 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,410 Very good. 137 00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:53,670 I'll give you a chance. 138 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:57,430 to show me how good you are. 139 00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:14,950 Nice. 140 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:20,850 Well, so just what can you do? 141 00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:23,470 Anyways. 142 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,520 Quite a few things, actually. 143 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,260 Beautiful. 144 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,300 It's half of her. 145 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,320 And rest. 146 00:41:25,710 --> 00:41:26,710 Hmm. 147 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,480 Thank you. 148 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,600 Oh, God. 149 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680 Oh. 150 00:44:21,669 --> 00:44:23,310 Sit fast enough. 151 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,440 um 152 00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:24,910 That's what I'm doing. 153 00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,580 Shh. Shh. 154 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,280 Ah. 155 00:55:58,670 --> 00:55:59,670 Oh. 156 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,620 You are good. 157 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:13,020 Very, very good. 158 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,660 And I catch passes too. 159 00:59:06,190 --> 00:59:07,190 I'm sorry. 160 00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:10,190 I'm just horny all the time. 161 00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:11,950 Oh, so am I. 162 00:59:25,450 --> 00:59:28,050 I know. You want to see Miss Van Dorn. 163 00:59:28,850 --> 00:59:30,230 She's busy at the moment. 164 00:59:30,770 --> 00:59:31,770 Come on in. 165 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:34,670 Perhaps I can do as well, if not better. 166 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:50,840 Now. I guess you're gonna miss practice. 167 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,280 I guess not. 168 01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:16,660 I like what I see. 169 01:00:17,020 --> 01:00:18,020 I'm glad. 170 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,420 Oh, you're all muscles. 171 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,280 Oh. Oh. 172 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:25,810 Yeah. 173 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,720 Oh. 174 01:03:11,089 --> 01:03:13,850 Hmm. Oh, okay. 175 01:07:34,190 --> 01:07:35,190 Oh. 176 01:08:06,510 --> 01:08:07,950 my tight end a couple days ago. 177 01:08:08,390 --> 01:08:10,190 Jim Morton, was he good? 178 01:08:11,390 --> 01:08:14,430 Bobby Borden, she was magnificent. 179 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,460 I'm looking for Mrs. Ann Doran. 180 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:54,100 Me too, but she's not here. 181 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:59,979 Mom, you look different in clothes. I mean, not in football gear. 182 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,040 I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads aren't exactly flattering. 183 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,540 You look nice in girl things. 184 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:08,720 You look girls are good too, Floyd. 185 01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:12,100 I tell you what, no one's here. 186 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,680 What do you think we go in the bedroom and get real close? 187 01:09:16,979 --> 01:09:17,979 That would be good to me. 188 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:19,620 Come on. 189 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:24,960 Come on in, Floyd. 190 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,939 It's good to have you here. 191 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,200 It's good to be here. 192 01:10:29,870 --> 01:10:30,870 I don't care 193 01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:03,830 No. 194 01:16:02,060 --> 01:16:03,060 Oh. 195 01:16:49,390 --> 01:16:50,390 Anybody here? 196 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,600 Guess what? 197 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:25,400 Here. San Diego just traded me. I'm the unicorn's new wide receiver. 198 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:26,800 No way. 199 01:17:27,740 --> 01:17:30,140 Yeah. Guess that means we're tiering snow, right? 200 01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:32,840 Right. Wait, I got an idea. 201 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,060 What? Let's make it official. 202 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:39,520 That's what I had in mind, too. 203 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,400 I'm just going to take these off. 204 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:19,760 Oh, God. 205 01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:11,818 I did it. 206 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:12,820 I did it. 207 01:29:51,470 --> 01:29:54,910 This lovely young woman is Daisy Van Van Dorn. 208 01:29:55,550 --> 01:30:00,930 She is beautiful, charming, bewitching, and disgustingly rich. 209 01:30:01,170 --> 01:30:05,090 A few years ago, she was the reigning princess of the debutante's ball. 210 01:30:06,210 --> 01:30:11,730 Now, she's society's bad girl, world -renowned homewrecker, and the darling 211 01:30:11,730 --> 01:30:13,970 the scandal magazines all over the world. 212 01:30:14,570 --> 01:30:19,570 At the moment, the center of the latest sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham. 213 01:30:20,090 --> 01:30:23,510 model husband and father, and disgustingly wealthy. 214 01:30:24,310 --> 01:30:29,690 The Van Dorn family is understandably in a panic, especially Stacey's maiden 215 01:30:29,690 --> 01:30:35,290 aunt, Agatha, who has parted with the hefty retainer to gauge me to keep 216 01:30:35,290 --> 01:30:38,370 and her hot little pussy out of the National Enquirer. 217 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:44,990 And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes, freelance publicist and an authority on 218 01:30:44,990 --> 01:30:47,830 keeping the rich and famous out of the scandal seat. 219 01:30:50,060 --> 01:30:51,059 Damn it. 220 01:30:51,060 --> 01:30:55,540 What am I going to do to keep that hot -ass hair -brain harlot occupied? 221 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,740 How many shows can we go to anyway? 222 01:31:06,580 --> 01:31:12,460 And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love of my life. 223 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:18,040 He's the coach of the Long Island Unicorns, a pro football team owned by 224 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:19,280 late Griffith Van Dorn. 225 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:23,460 Stacy's grandpa and left to Stacy as sole owner. 226 01:31:25,900 --> 01:31:30,200 I just called Reggie's office and his stupid secretary connected me with his 227 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:36,200 wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass, hair -brained harlot and warned me to 228 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:37,460 away from her, man. 229 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:42,120 Pull the limo. I'm going straight over to Reggie's office. 230 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:46,760 I've got to see him, if only just to give him a quick blowjob. 231 01:31:50,980 --> 01:31:52,240 Hey, who's that? 232 01:31:53,720 --> 01:31:54,920 This is Bud Clark. 233 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:57,680 He's your football club. 234 01:31:59,940 --> 01:32:02,580 And he's my boyfriend. 235 01:32:04,220 --> 01:32:08,300 Just get that fucking limo here as soon as you can. I'm going to get dressed. 236 01:32:15,460 --> 01:32:18,360 Bud, now this shit's really going to hit the fan. 237 01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:21,980 I must stop or else she'll be front page National Enquirer. 238 01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,200 But how? 239 01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:30,460 If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got to sacrifice. 240 01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:33,720 What's love and affection without the money and power behind it? 241 01:32:35,740 --> 01:32:39,060 I mean, I need a lot of time to get out of this tight spot. 242 01:32:39,580 --> 01:32:42,160 And darling, you've got to find me that time. 243 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:43,600 But how? 244 01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:46,040 Coach, get in there. 245 01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:47,840 Charm that stupid slut. 246 01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:50,320 Pin her down and don't let her leave here. 247 01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:54,900 I can't believe I just said that. 248 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,540 Kate had to step out for a while. 249 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:22,620 I can't believe Kate would do this to me, leaving without ordering my limo. 250 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:27,280 I'm so horny, I can't even sit without sticking to the chair. 251 01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:32,640 Hey coach, are you busy? 252 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:38,380 I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20 minutes of your time? 253 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:42,840 Thank you. 254 01:35:35,370 --> 01:35:36,370 Hmm. 255 01:37:15,779 --> 01:37:19,940 Right at this moment, Stacy Van Dorn is fucking my boyfriend. 256 01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:21,460 Poor bud. 257 01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:24,440 At least he's buying me time to think this thing out. 258 01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,360 What's the worst thing can happen? 259 01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:31,260 Miss Hot Ass breaks out and destroys Mr. Model Husband and Father. 260 01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:36,700 I'm out of my ass, and Miss Agatha will see to it that no other publicity firm 261 01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:38,740 would touch me with a ten -foot pole. 262 01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:40,180 The alternative? 263 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:45,820 I keep Miss Tara Titts out of the scandal sheets for an extended period of 264 01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:51,520 I write my own ticket. A penthouse, a beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured 265 01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,720 limos, pearls, diamonds, power. 266 01:37:54,020 --> 01:37:56,760 I'll be the biggest heroine since Joan of Orleans. 267 01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:02,540 But... keeping juicy jeans from letting her gap gush for the world to see would 268 01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:04,140 take a regiment of marines 269 01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:05,380 No. No. 270 01:46:38,890 --> 01:46:39,890 Thank you. 271 01:47:39,340 --> 01:47:40,940 Thank you. 272 01:48:12,510 --> 01:48:13,910 No. 273 01:48:43,080 --> 01:48:44,080 Thank you. 274 01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:09,680 She's sleeping. 275 01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:12,320 I suspect she's recharging her batteries. 276 01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:16,460 Coach, 277 01:52:16,680 --> 01:52:18,680 how many players do you have on your team? 278 01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:23,340 46. My God, that should keep her off the streets for months. 279 01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,320 What are you talking about? 280 01:52:25,700 --> 01:52:26,840 No questions yet. 281 01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:30,560 I want you to get a hold of three or four of your best -looking prospects and 282 01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:31,800 send them here right now. 283 01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:35,400 They're all over practice and they're story over right now. I don't care if 284 01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:36,079 they're Atlanta. 285 01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:38,080 Georgia. Just send them here right now. 286 01:52:49,300 --> 01:52:52,400 Oh, I thought you were sleeping. 287 01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:53,680 I was. 288 01:52:54,140 --> 01:52:58,000 Something made me wake up and call Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone. 289 01:53:00,300 --> 01:53:02,180 Don't try to stop me. 290 01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,780 I wouldn't think of it. Thank you. 291 01:53:36,170 --> 01:53:38,170 Are you the players' union representative? 292 01:53:38,670 --> 01:53:39,990 No, I'm the tight end. 293 01:53:42,190 --> 01:53:46,250 Actually, I brought you all here for a group photo of the unicorn's finest. 294 01:53:47,050 --> 01:53:49,850 I thought 295 01:53:49,850 --> 01:53:55,550 you were the tight end. 296 01:53:57,670 --> 01:54:01,090 Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you get your kicks your way. 297 01:54:01,390 --> 01:54:03,070 All right, guys, let's go. Back to practice. 298 01:54:10,290 --> 01:54:12,270 Look, this has been some day. 299 01:54:12,490 --> 01:54:16,470 My boss fucked my fella, I'll probably lose my job, and I'll probably get 300 01:54:16,470 --> 01:54:20,390 arrested as an accessory to murder, if I'm very lucky. So don't judge. 301 01:54:52,490 --> 01:54:53,790 That is so good. 302 01:54:56,510 --> 01:54:57,510 Mmm. 303 01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:51,640 Ugh. 304 01:57:12,590 --> 01:57:13,610 Oh. 305 01:58:07,500 --> 01:58:09,000 Ooh, nice and high. 306 01:58:12,020 --> 01:58:13,020 Ooh. 307 02:00:06,030 --> 02:00:07,030 feels good. 308 02:02:07,850 --> 02:02:08,870 Oh, she did it. 309 02:04:37,879 --> 02:04:38,920 Reggie. No. 310 02:04:40,140 --> 02:04:41,160 Reggie met me. 311 02:04:42,260 --> 02:04:48,780 He told me that I was very nice, but that he has no room in his life for me. 312 02:04:48,780 --> 02:04:50,720 loves his wife and kids very much. 313 02:04:51,500 --> 02:04:52,500 So we're through. 314 02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:57,200 Stacy, do you know you own the Long Island Unicorns? 315 02:04:58,160 --> 02:05:04,100 The Long Island Unicorns? A professional football team coached by Bud Clark, the 316 02:05:04,100 --> 02:05:05,100 man you ravished? 317 02:05:07,760 --> 02:05:09,700 He ravishes very well, you know. 318 02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:12,620 But do you know you own the team? 319 02:05:14,440 --> 02:05:19,760 46 quivering erect cocks, ready to go into spasms with the slightest tremor of 320 02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:21,580 your breast or a glimpse of your thigh. 321 02:05:23,060 --> 02:05:24,980 And I own them? 322 02:05:25,360 --> 02:05:26,360 Yeah. 323 02:05:27,540 --> 02:05:29,700 Body, soul, genital organs. 324 02:05:30,020 --> 02:05:31,260 I've seen the contracts. 325 02:05:34,820 --> 02:05:36,980 Every one of them hung like a stallion. 326 02:05:40,360 --> 02:05:41,800 Yeah, yours to command. 327 02:05:42,260 --> 02:05:43,840 How much? How often? 328 02:05:44,120 --> 02:05:46,460 Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three? 329 02:05:47,540 --> 02:05:48,760 Oh, dear. 330 02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:51,800 Oh, I feel faint. 331 02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:56,320 I think that I'm going to go lay down for a while. 332 02:06:04,780 --> 02:06:05,780 She'll be okay. 333 02:06:06,380 --> 02:06:07,860 Stacy's just drunk with power. 334 02:06:08,350 --> 02:06:10,550 All those stiff, ready cocks that are back on call. 335 02:06:10,910 --> 02:06:13,970 A few hours in a bed with a vibrator, and she'll recover. 336 02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:50,200 Yes? 337 02:06:52,420 --> 02:06:54,560 What can I do for you? 338 02:06:56,240 --> 02:07:00,840 I'm Bonnie Boardman, and Coach Clark asked me to stop by to see Miss Van 339 02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:01,659 the new owner. 340 02:07:01,660 --> 02:07:03,120 I'm Stacy Van Dore. 341 02:07:04,380 --> 02:07:05,680 I'm your tight end. 342 02:07:07,640 --> 02:07:08,960 But you're a girl. 343 02:07:10,060 --> 02:07:12,040 And very pretty. 344 02:07:13,840 --> 02:07:14,900 And I'm good. 345 02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:16,680 Very good. 346 02:07:19,660 --> 02:07:24,680 I'll give you a chance to show me how good you are. 347 02:07:41,160 --> 02:07:42,160 Nice. 348 02:07:44,440 --> 02:07:48,160 Well, so just what can you do? 349 02:07:49,570 --> 02:07:52,790 Anyways. Quite a few things actually. 350 02:08:32,040 --> 02:08:33,040 Oh, my God. 351 02:09:17,290 --> 02:09:18,290 She's been dressed. 352 02:09:52,810 --> 02:09:53,810 Yeah. 353 02:10:53,770 --> 02:10:54,770 Thank you. 354 02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:51,240 Oh, yes. 355 02:12:15,980 --> 02:12:16,980 Oh. 356 02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:48,400 Amen. 357 02:13:43,440 --> 02:13:44,440 Oh my god. 358 02:15:14,360 --> 02:15:15,760 um 359 02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:52,400 um 360 02:18:41,770 --> 02:18:44,570 Thank you. 361 02:24:26,670 --> 02:24:28,070 oh 362 02:25:33,040 --> 02:25:35,940 You were right. You are good. 363 02:25:36,840 --> 02:25:40,320 Very, very good. 364 02:25:41,780 --> 02:25:43,960 And I catch passes too. 365 02:27:33,480 --> 02:27:34,480 I'm sorry. 366 02:27:34,520 --> 02:27:37,560 I'm just horny all the time. 367 02:27:37,820 --> 02:27:39,240 Oh, so am I. 368 02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:55,360 I know. You want to see Miss Van Dorn. 369 02:27:56,100 --> 02:27:57,540 She's busy at the moment. 370 02:27:58,020 --> 02:27:59,020 Come on in. 371 02:27:59,320 --> 02:28:02,000 Perhaps I can do as well, if not better. 372 02:28:12,179 --> 02:28:18,180 Now I Guess you're gonna miss practice. 373 02:28:18,620 --> 02:28:19,620 I guess not 374 02:28:43,050 --> 02:28:44,050 I like what I see. 375 02:28:44,230 --> 02:28:45,230 I'm glad. 376 02:28:52,470 --> 02:28:53,750 Oh, your own muscles. 377 02:29:51,980 --> 02:29:52,980 Yeah. 378 02:30:54,380 --> 02:30:55,380 Oh. 379 02:31:37,289 --> 02:31:38,289 Hmm. 380 02:31:39,270 --> 02:31:41,170 Oh, okay. 381 02:34:37,740 --> 02:34:38,740 Thank you. 382 02:36:33,480 --> 02:36:39,720 with my tight end a couple days ago jim morton was he good bobby borden 383 02:36:39,720 --> 02:36:41,760 she was magnificent 384 02:37:16,490 --> 02:37:17,690 I'm looking for Mr. Van Doren. 385 02:37:17,910 --> 02:37:18,910 Hi. 386 02:37:19,970 --> 02:37:21,410 Me too, but she's not here. 387 02:37:23,330 --> 02:37:27,270 Mom, you look different in clothes. I mean, not in football gear. 388 02:37:27,710 --> 02:37:30,350 I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads aren't exactly flattering. 389 02:37:31,210 --> 02:37:32,830 You look nice in girl things. 390 02:37:34,370 --> 02:37:36,010 You look girls are good too, Floyd. 391 02:37:36,970 --> 02:37:39,410 I tell you what, no one's here. 392 02:37:40,290 --> 02:37:43,210 What do you say we go in the bedroom and get real clubbed? 393 02:37:44,290 --> 02:37:45,290 Sounds good to me. 394 02:37:45,930 --> 02:37:46,930 Come on. 395 02:37:47,190 --> 02:37:52,250 Come on in, Floyd. 396 02:37:54,250 --> 02:37:56,250 It's good to have you here. 397 02:37:56,510 --> 02:37:57,510 It's good to be here. 398 02:39:30,120 --> 02:39:32,060 Oh. Oh. 399 02:44:28,290 --> 02:44:30,850 oh oh 400 02:45:43,850 --> 02:45:44,850 Hi, Bobby. 401 02:45:45,390 --> 02:45:46,570 Guess what? 402 02:45:47,170 --> 02:45:52,690 San Diego just traded me on the unicorn's new wide receiver. 403 02:45:53,350 --> 02:45:54,350 No way! 404 02:45:55,070 --> 02:45:57,430 Yeah, I guess that means what's yours now, right? 405 02:45:57,910 --> 02:46:00,150 Right. Hey, I got an idea. 406 02:46:00,410 --> 02:46:02,350 What? Let's make it official. 407 02:46:05,510 --> 02:46:06,830 That's what I had in mind, too. 408 02:46:07,770 --> 02:46:09,710 I should have taken these off. 409 02:51:33,160 --> 02:51:34,160 I'm gonna do it. 410 02:58:18,730 --> 02:58:22,170 Fifth lovely young woman is Stacey Spence Van Dorn. 411 02:58:22,850 --> 02:58:28,190 She is beautiful, charming, bewitching, and disgustingly rich. 412 02:58:28,430 --> 02:58:32,350 A few years ago, she was the reigning princess of the debutante's ball. 413 02:58:33,510 --> 02:58:38,990 Now, she's society's bad girl, world -renowned homewrecker, and the darling 414 02:58:38,990 --> 02:58:41,230 the scandal magazines all over the world. 415 02:58:41,850 --> 02:58:46,810 At the moment, the center of the latest sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham. 416 02:58:47,390 --> 02:58:50,770 model husband and father, and disgustingly wealthy. 417 02:58:51,550 --> 02:58:56,950 The Van Dorn family is understandably in a panic, especially Stacey's maiden 418 02:58:56,950 --> 02:59:02,570 aunt, Agatha, who has parted with the hefty retainer to gauge me to keep 419 02:59:02,570 --> 02:59:05,650 and her hot little pussy out of the National Enquirer. 420 02:59:06,510 --> 02:59:12,270 And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes, freelance publicist and an authority on 421 02:59:12,270 --> 02:59:15,110 keeping the rich and famous out of the scandal seat. 422 02:59:17,360 --> 02:59:18,360 Damn it. 423 02:59:18,380 --> 02:59:22,840 What am I going to do to keep that hot ass, harebrained harlot occupied? 424 02:59:23,100 --> 02:59:24,960 How many shows can we go to anyway? 425 02:59:32,740 --> 02:59:39,740 And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love of my life. 426 02:59:40,240 --> 02:59:45,320 He's the coach of the Long Island Unicorns, a pro football team owned by 427 02:59:45,320 --> 02:59:46,540 late Griffith Van Dorn. 428 02:59:47,070 --> 02:59:50,730 Stacy's grandpa and left to Stacy as sole owner. 429 02:59:53,150 --> 02:59:57,470 I just called Reggie's office and his stupid secretary connected me with his 430 02:59:57,470 --> 03:00:03,490 wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass, hair -brained harlot and warned me to 431 03:00:03,490 --> 03:00:04,730 away from her, man. 432 03:00:06,390 --> 03:00:09,390 Call the limo. I'm going straight over to Reggie's office. 433 03:00:10,010 --> 03:00:14,030 I've got to see him, if only just to give him a quick blowjob. 434 03:00:18,330 --> 03:00:19,510 Hey, who's that? 435 03:00:21,010 --> 03:00:22,190 This is Bud Clark. 436 03:00:22,670 --> 03:00:24,890 He's your football coach. 437 03:00:27,210 --> 03:00:29,850 And he's my boyfriend. 438 03:00:31,530 --> 03:00:35,510 Just get that fucking limo here as soon as you can. I'm going to get dressed. 439 03:00:42,770 --> 03:00:45,630 Bud, now this shit's really going to hit the fan. 440 03:00:46,190 --> 03:00:49,230 I must stop her or else she'll be front page National Enquirer. 441 03:00:49,470 --> 03:00:50,470 But how? 442 03:00:53,610 --> 03:00:57,730 If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got to sacrifice. 443 03:00:58,190 --> 03:01:00,990 What's love and affection without the money and power behind it? 444 03:01:02,990 --> 03:01:06,350 I mean, I need a lot of time to get out of this tight spot. 445 03:01:06,850 --> 03:01:09,470 And darling, you've got to buy me that time. 446 03:01:09,890 --> 03:01:10,890 But how? 447 03:01:11,770 --> 03:01:13,290 Coach, get in there. 448 03:01:13,870 --> 03:01:15,110 Charm that stupid slut. 449 03:01:15,720 --> 03:01:17,580 Pin her down and don't let her leave here. 450 03:01:19,480 --> 03:01:22,160 I can't believe I just said that. 451 03:01:42,300 --> 03:01:43,800 Kate had to step out for a while. 452 03:01:45,070 --> 03:01:49,830 I can't believe Kate would do this to me, leaving without ordering my limo. 453 03:01:50,930 --> 03:01:54,450 I'm so horny, I can't even sit without sticking to the chair. 454 03:01:56,730 --> 03:01:59,790 Hey, coach, are you busy? 455 03:02:00,130 --> 03:02:05,610 I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20 minutes of your time? 456 03:03:08,970 --> 03:03:09,970 Thank you. 457 03:04:22,410 --> 03:04:23,410 Thank you. 458 03:05:43,370 --> 03:05:47,030 Right at this moment, Stacey Van Dorn is fucking my boyfriend. 459 03:05:47,630 --> 03:05:48,630 Poor bud. 460 03:05:48,810 --> 03:05:51,550 At least he's buying me time to think this thing out. 461 03:05:51,990 --> 03:05:53,450 What's the worst thing can happen? 462 03:05:53,990 --> 03:05:56,990 Miss Hot Ass breaks out and destroys Mr. 463 03:05:57,190 --> 03:05:58,310 Model Husband and Father. 464 03:05:58,970 --> 03:06:03,770 I'm out of my ass, and Miss Agatha will see to it that no other publicity firm 465 03:06:03,770 --> 03:06:05,830 would touch me with a ten -foot pole. 466 03:06:06,250 --> 03:06:07,250 The alternative? 467 03:06:08,110 --> 03:06:12,890 I keep Miss Tora Tits out of the scandal sheets for an extended period of time. 468 03:06:13,310 --> 03:06:18,610 I'd write my own ticket, a penthouse, a beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured 469 03:06:18,610 --> 03:06:20,790 limos, pearls, diamonds, power. 470 03:06:21,070 --> 03:06:23,850 I'd be the biggest heroine since Joan of Orleans. 471 03:06:24,150 --> 03:06:29,610 But keeping juicy jeans from letting her gap gush for the world to see would 472 03:06:29,610 --> 03:06:33,270 take a regiment of marines or, or... 473 03:07:30,350 --> 03:07:31,350 Smell. 474 03:09:04,590 --> 03:09:06,330 Mmm. Mmm. 475 03:15:05,960 --> 03:15:06,960 Thank you. 476 03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:35,344 All right. 477 03:16:58,620 --> 03:17:01,420 Oh, yeah. 478 03:17:01,960 --> 03:17:05,460 Oh, yeah. 479 03:20:38,470 --> 03:20:39,470 recharging her batteries. 480 03:20:42,950 --> 03:20:45,750 Coach, how many players do you have on your team? 481 03:20:46,830 --> 03:20:50,430 46. My God, that should keep her off the streets for months. 482 03:20:51,110 --> 03:20:52,390 What are you talking about? 483 03:20:52,790 --> 03:20:53,910 No questions yet. 484 03:20:54,250 --> 03:20:57,610 I want you to get a hold of three or four of your best -looking prospects and 485 03:20:57,610 --> 03:20:58,870 send them here right now. 486 03:20:59,470 --> 03:21:01,650 They're all in practice in the story level right now. 487 03:21:01,850 --> 03:21:05,110 I don't care if they're in Atlanta, Georgia. Just send them here right now. 488 03:21:20,170 --> 03:21:25,430 I was something made me wake up and call Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone. 489 03:21:27,790 --> 03:21:29,590 Don't try to stop me. 490 03:21:30,050 --> 03:21:32,170 I wouldn't think of it. Thank you. 491 03:21:59,150 --> 03:22:00,910 Well, we were told to meet the owner here. 492 03:22:01,150 --> 03:22:02,830 If you're not the owner, what are we doing here? 493 03:22:03,170 --> 03:22:05,510 Are you the players' union representative? 494 03:22:06,090 --> 03:22:07,430 No, I'm the tight end. 495 03:22:09,670 --> 03:22:13,650 Actually, I brought you all here for a group photo of the unicorn's finest. 496 03:22:14,170 --> 03:22:18,170 Ready? I thought 497 03:22:18,170 --> 03:22:22,970 you were the tight end. 498 03:22:25,110 --> 03:22:28,510 Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you get your kicks your way. 499 03:22:29,000 --> 03:22:30,520 All right, guys, let's go. Back to practice. 500 03:22:33,200 --> 03:22:34,200 Look, 501 03:22:38,220 --> 03:22:39,680 this has been some day. 502 03:22:39,960 --> 03:22:43,880 My boss fucked my fella, I'll probably lose my job, and I'll probably get 503 03:22:43,880 --> 03:22:47,800 arrested as an accessory to murder, if I'm very lucky. So don't judge. 504 03:23:20,490 --> 03:23:21,490 So good. 505 03:23:24,030 --> 03:23:25,030 Mmm. 506 03:25:46,250 --> 03:25:47,650 Oh. 507 03:26:34,960 --> 03:26:35,960 Hi. 508 03:28:33,160 --> 03:28:34,160 It feels good. 509 03:30:35,500 --> 03:30:36,600 I shouldn't have done that. 510 03:31:31,850 --> 03:31:32,850 Oh. 511 03:32:09,480 --> 03:32:10,480 Ugh. 512 03:33:03,660 --> 03:33:04,660 killed Reggie. 513 03:33:05,840 --> 03:33:06,840 No. 514 03:33:07,560 --> 03:33:08,620 Reggie met me. 515 03:33:09,720 --> 03:33:16,240 He told me that I was very nice, but that he has no room in his life for me. 516 03:33:16,240 --> 03:33:18,140 loves his wife and kids very much. 517 03:33:18,960 --> 03:33:19,980 So we're through. 518 03:33:21,620 --> 03:33:24,660 Stacy, do you know you own the Long Island Unicorns? 519 03:33:25,600 --> 03:33:31,560 The Long Island Unicorns? A professional football team coached by Bud Clark, the 520 03:33:31,560 --> 03:33:32,560 man you ravished? 521 03:33:35,210 --> 03:33:37,130 It ravishes very well, you know. 522 03:33:37,530 --> 03:33:40,070 But do you know you own the team? 523 03:33:41,870 --> 03:33:47,190 46 quivering erect cocks, ready to go into spasms with the slightest tremor of 524 03:33:47,190 --> 03:33:49,030 your breast or a glimpse of your thigh. 525 03:33:50,510 --> 03:33:52,430 And I own them? 526 03:33:52,770 --> 03:33:53,770 Yeah. 527 03:33:54,990 --> 03:33:57,150 Body, soul, genital organs. 528 03:33:57,470 --> 03:33:58,630 I've seen the contracts. 529 03:34:01,590 --> 03:34:04,430 Every one of them hung like a stallion. 530 03:34:06,350 --> 03:34:09,250 I own them. Yeah, yours to command. 531 03:34:09,730 --> 03:34:11,310 How much? How often? 532 03:34:11,610 --> 03:34:13,930 Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three? 533 03:34:15,030 --> 03:34:16,230 Oh, dear. 534 03:34:17,570 --> 03:34:19,270 Oh, I feel faint. 535 03:34:19,970 --> 03:34:23,770 I think that I'm going to go lay down for a while. 536 03:34:32,250 --> 03:34:33,250 You'll be okay. 537 03:34:33,870 --> 03:34:35,310 Stacy's just drunk with power. 538 03:34:35,800 --> 03:34:37,980 All those stiff, ready cocks that are back on call. 539 03:34:38,400 --> 03:34:41,420 A few hours in a bed with her vibrator, and she'll recover. 540 03:35:19,320 --> 03:35:22,020 Yes. What can I do for you? 541 03:35:23,720 --> 03:35:28,440 I'm Bonnie Boardman, and Coach Clark asked me to stop by to see Miss Vandor, 542 03:35:28,440 --> 03:35:29,139 new owner. 543 03:35:29,140 --> 03:35:30,400 I'm Stacy Vandor. 544 03:35:31,880 --> 03:35:33,140 I'm your tight end. 545 03:35:35,100 --> 03:35:36,440 But you're a girl. 546 03:35:37,540 --> 03:35:39,500 And very pretty. 547 03:35:41,320 --> 03:35:42,340 And I'm good. 548 03:35:43,160 --> 03:35:44,160 Very good. 549 03:35:47,050 --> 03:35:52,150 I'll give you a chance to show me how good you are. 550 03:36:08,650 --> 03:36:09,650 Nice. 551 03:36:11,930 --> 03:36:15,630 Well, so just what can you do? 552 03:36:17,680 --> 03:36:20,240 Anyways. Quite a few things, actually. 553 03:36:58,960 --> 03:37:00,080 This house is perfect. 554 03:37:44,780 --> 03:37:45,780 She can dress. 555 03:38:20,270 --> 03:38:21,270 Mmm. 556 03:39:20,120 --> 03:39:22,280 Thank you. 557 03:40:03,820 --> 03:40:04,920 Oh my God. 558 03:40:36,980 --> 03:40:38,180 Oh, Jesus. 559 03:41:14,830 --> 03:41:15,830 Hmm. 560 03:42:10,860 --> 03:42:11,860 Thank you. 561 03:43:31,760 --> 03:43:33,140 um um 562 03:44:17,200 --> 03:44:18,880 Thank you. 563 03:47:06,350 --> 03:47:07,350 Mmm. 564 03:52:53,740 --> 03:52:54,880 What is wrong? 565 03:54:00,840 --> 03:54:03,700 You were right. You are good. 566 03:54:04,700 --> 03:54:08,080 Very, very good. 567 03:54:09,640 --> 03:54:11,780 And I catch passes, too. 568 03:56:01,260 --> 03:56:02,260 I'm sorry. 569 03:56:02,360 --> 03:56:05,320 I'm just horny all the time. 570 03:56:05,600 --> 03:56:07,020 Oh, so am I. 571 03:56:20,540 --> 03:56:23,120 I know how you want to see Miss Van Dorn. 572 03:56:23,940 --> 03:56:25,300 She's busy at the moment. 573 03:56:25,860 --> 03:56:26,860 Come on in. 574 03:56:27,140 --> 03:56:29,740 Perhaps I can do it as well, if not better. 575 03:56:42,679 --> 03:56:45,960 Now... I guess you're gonna miss practice. 576 03:56:46,320 --> 03:56:47,320 I guess not. 577 03:57:10,830 --> 03:57:11,829 I like what I see. 578 03:57:11,830 --> 03:57:12,830 I'm glad. 579 03:57:19,930 --> 03:57:21,550 For your own muscles. 580 03:58:19,760 --> 03:58:20,760 Yeah. 581 04:00:06,070 --> 04:00:07,950 Hmm. Oh. 582 04:03:05,480 --> 04:03:06,480 I don't know. 583 04:05:01,260 --> 04:05:03,040 I made it with my tight end a couple days ago. 584 04:05:03,540 --> 04:05:05,280 Jim Borden, was he good? 585 04:05:06,520 --> 04:05:09,740 Bobby Borden, he was magnificent. 586 04:05:44,279 --> 04:05:45,560 I'm looking for Mrs. Ann Doran. 587 04:05:47,240 --> 04:05:49,200 Me too, but she's not here. 588 04:05:51,180 --> 04:05:55,060 Mom, you look different in clothes. I mean, not in football gear. 589 04:05:55,620 --> 04:05:58,160 I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads aren't exactly flattering. 590 04:05:59,040 --> 04:06:00,700 You look nice in girls' things. 591 04:06:02,220 --> 04:06:03,820 You look girls are good too, Floyd. 592 04:06:04,800 --> 04:06:07,200 I tell you what, no one's here. 593 04:06:08,120 --> 04:06:10,800 What do you say we go in the bedroom and get real close? 594 04:06:12,120 --> 04:06:13,120 Sounds good to me. 595 04:06:13,720 --> 04:06:14,720 Come on. 596 04:06:15,060 --> 04:06:20,040 Come on in, Floyd. 597 04:06:22,100 --> 04:06:24,060 It's good to have you here. 598 04:06:24,300 --> 04:06:25,300 It's good to be here. 599 04:13:02,060 --> 04:13:03,060 Thank you. 600 04:13:44,650 --> 04:13:45,650 Anybody here? 601 04:14:02,090 --> 04:14:03,090 Uh -huh. 602 04:14:11,290 --> 04:14:12,390 Hi Bobby. 603 04:14:14,039 --> 04:14:15,039 Guess what? 604 04:14:15,100 --> 04:14:20,220 What are you doing here? San Diego just traded me on the unicorn's new wide 605 04:14:20,220 --> 04:14:22,200 receiver. No way! 606 04:14:23,240 --> 04:14:25,600 Yeah, I guess that means we're serious now, right? 607 04:14:26,020 --> 04:14:28,300 Right. Wait, I got an idea. 608 04:14:28,560 --> 04:14:30,540 What? Let's make it official. 609 04:14:33,680 --> 04:14:35,000 That's what I had in mind, too. 610 04:14:36,000 --> 04:14:37,860 I should have taken these off. 611 04:15:17,140 --> 04:15:19,180 Oh, God. 612 04:24:17,260 --> 04:24:18,260 official. 613 04:25:26,190 --> 04:25:27,750 Seething Sharon Kane. 614 04:25:28,750 --> 04:25:30,210 Crebaceous Linda Quinn. 615 04:25:31,530 --> 04:25:33,170 Temptuous Caressa. 616 04:25:33,970 --> 04:25:35,790 Voluptuous Rachel O 'Ryan. 617 04:25:36,790 --> 04:25:38,730 Lovely Candy Statton. 618 04:25:39,750 --> 04:25:41,350 Gorgeous Raisa. 619 04:25:43,250 --> 04:25:44,830 Explosive Mary G. 620 04:25:46,390 --> 04:25:48,030 Toured Bunny Hatton. 621 04:25:48,610 --> 04:25:51,310 And the insatiable Joanna Storm. 622 04:27:29,760 --> 04:27:30,780 Let's go. 623 04:28:10,890 --> 04:28:14,690 Come with me and see Slit Skirts. 624 04:28:17,630 --> 04:28:18,970 Slit Skirts. 625 04:28:19,410 --> 04:28:25,130 Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen only. 626 04:28:27,650 --> 04:28:33,530 How to announce the coming of Carter Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven. 627 04:28:37,000 --> 04:28:41,840 Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon Haven Hotel located just outside of 628 04:28:41,840 --> 04:28:43,560 Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 629 04:28:46,340 --> 04:28:50,660 Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon Haven and see what hot sex is really 630 04:28:50,660 --> 04:28:51,660 like. 631 04:28:52,080 --> 04:28:57,880 Screw Magazine says the beds in Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk 632 04:29:06,510 --> 04:29:12,150 Carter Steven, the man who gave you Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait, 633 04:29:12,150 --> 04:29:15,590 Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with Honeymoon Haven. 634 04:29:27,410 --> 04:29:28,750 You'll see couples. 635 04:29:31,750 --> 04:29:32,750 Cripples. 636 04:29:34,410 --> 04:29:35,410 Whoresome. 637 04:29:38,250 --> 04:29:43,550 And even more, in action you never thought you'd see on screen. 638 04:29:44,110 --> 04:29:46,790 Oh, but you love it. 639 04:29:48,790 --> 04:29:52,930 You'll love it, too, as Honeymoon Haven takes you behind the scenes for the 640 04:29:52,930 --> 04:29:53,970 night of your life. 641 04:29:59,610 --> 04:30:04,310 Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets right in there between the sheets to 642 04:30:04,310 --> 04:30:06,130 probe honeymooners and their fun. 643 04:30:07,210 --> 04:30:10,410 Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall -to -wall sex. 644 04:30:14,810 --> 04:30:17,130 And dynamite room service. 645 04:30:22,990 --> 04:30:27,530 Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the hottest night you ever spent in a hotel. 646 04:30:30,920 --> 04:30:35,960 After all, Elite Magazine says, Honeymoon Haven is cram -packed with the 647 04:30:35,960 --> 04:30:41,340 erotic talents in blue films today. It shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam 648 04:30:41,340 --> 04:30:45,120 -bang sexual antics that thoroughly entertain from start to finish. 649 04:30:46,880 --> 04:30:51,320 You'll see cheating wives, swinging couples, 650 04:30:51,740 --> 04:30:58,380 and frightened virgins. Oh, honey, please open the friggin' door. 651 04:30:58,600 --> 04:30:59,640 I can't. 652 04:31:01,580 --> 04:31:02,580 Because I'm scared. 653 04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:10,020 And some not -so -frightened ex 654 04:31:10,020 --> 04:31:11,020 -virgins. 655 04:31:13,440 --> 04:31:19,100 It's all happening at the swingiest place in town, the Honeymoon Haven 656 04:31:25,740 --> 04:31:30,820 So check into the Honeymoon Haven with Carter Stevens and his exciting friends 657 04:31:30,820 --> 04:31:32,160 and have a ball. 658 04:31:39,800 --> 04:31:40,800 Honeymoon Haven. 659 04:31:41,900 --> 04:31:44,100 Coming to this theater soon. 660 04:32:14,350 --> 04:32:15,610 Honeymoon Haven. 661 04:32:21,430 --> 04:32:23,190 Seething Sharon Kane. 662 04:32:23,870 --> 04:32:25,690 Crevacious Linda Quinn. 663 04:32:26,990 --> 04:32:28,650 Temptuous Caressa. 664 04:32:29,330 --> 04:32:31,130 Voluptuous Rachel Orion. 665 04:32:32,170 --> 04:32:34,210 Lovely Candy Statton. 666 04:32:35,110 --> 04:32:36,730 Gorgeous Raisa. 667 04:32:38,670 --> 04:32:40,290 Explosive Mary G. 668 04:32:41,750 --> 04:32:43,510 Toured Bunny Hatton. 669 04:32:44,460 --> 04:32:46,820 And the insatiable Joanna Storm. 670 04:34:25,619 --> 04:34:26,619 Let's go. 671 04:35:06,349 --> 04:35:10,130 Come with me and see Flit Skirts. 672 04:35:13,130 --> 04:35:14,410 Flit Skirts. 673 04:35:14,869 --> 04:35:20,570 Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen only. 674 04:35:23,130 --> 04:35:29,029 How to announce the coming of Carter Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven. 675 04:35:32,460 --> 04:35:37,340 Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon Haven Hotel located just outside of 676 04:35:37,340 --> 04:35:38,980 Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 677 04:35:41,800 --> 04:35:46,160 Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon Haven and see what hot sex is really 678 04:35:46,160 --> 04:35:47,160 like. 679 04:35:47,520 --> 04:35:53,300 Screw Magazine says the beds in Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk 680 04:36:02,000 --> 04:36:07,640 Carter Steven, the man who gave you Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait, 681 04:36:07,640 --> 04:36:11,060 Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with Honeymoon Haven. 682 04:36:22,919 --> 04:36:24,259 You'll see couples. 683 04:36:27,259 --> 04:36:28,259 Cripples. 684 04:36:29,960 --> 04:36:30,960 Whoresome. 685 04:36:33,640 --> 04:36:39,060 And even more, in action you never thought you'd see on screen. 686 04:36:39,580 --> 04:36:42,259 Oh, but you love it. 687 04:36:44,300 --> 04:36:48,439 You'll love it, too, as Honeymoon Haven takes you behind the scenes for the 688 04:36:48,439 --> 04:36:49,439 night of your life. 689 04:36:55,099 --> 04:36:59,800 Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets right in there between the sheets to 690 04:36:59,800 --> 04:37:01,599 probe honeymooners and their fun. 691 04:37:02,700 --> 04:37:05,900 Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall -to -wall sex. 692 04:37:10,340 --> 04:37:12,619 And dynamite room service. 693 04:37:18,520 --> 04:37:22,980 Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the hottest night you ever spent in a hotel. 694 04:37:26,480 --> 04:37:31,460 After all, Elite Magazine says Honeymoon Haven is crampacked with the best 695 04:37:31,460 --> 04:37:36,840 erotic talents in blue films today. It shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam 696 04:37:36,840 --> 04:37:40,619 -bang sexual antics that thoroughly entertain from start to finish. 697 04:37:42,320 --> 04:37:46,860 You'll see cheating wives, swinging couples, 698 04:37:47,220 --> 04:37:51,119 and frightened virgins. 699 04:37:56,970 --> 04:37:57,970 Because I'm scared. 700 04:37:58,590 --> 04:38:05,509 And some not -so -frightened ex 701 04:38:05,509 --> 04:38:06,509 -virgins. 702 04:38:08,930 --> 04:38:14,570 It's all happening at the swingiest place in town, the Honeymoon Haven 703 04:38:20,849 --> 04:38:26,330 So check into the Honeymoon Haven with Carter Stephen and his exciting friends. 704 04:38:26,750 --> 04:38:27,750 And have a ball. 705 04:38:35,330 --> 04:38:36,330 Honeymoon Haven. 706 04:38:37,450 --> 04:38:39,630 Coming to this theater soon. 707 04:39:09,800 --> 04:39:11,080 Honeymoon Haven. 708 04:39:16,800 --> 04:39:18,680 Seething sharing cane. 709 04:39:19,480 --> 04:39:21,099 Crevaceous Linda Quinn. 710 04:39:22,320 --> 04:39:24,099 Temptuous Caressa. 711 04:39:24,700 --> 04:39:26,580 Voluptuous Rachel Orion. 712 04:39:27,520 --> 04:39:29,640 Lovely Candy Statton. 713 04:39:30,380 --> 04:39:32,180 Gorgeous Raisa. 714 04:39:34,020 --> 04:39:35,720 Explosive Mary G. 715 04:39:37,119 --> 04:39:38,960 Toured Bunny Hatton. 716 04:39:39,910 --> 04:39:42,270 And the insatiable Joanna Storm. 717 04:41:20,740 --> 04:41:21,740 Let's go. 718 04:42:01,800 --> 04:42:05,600 Come with me and see Split Skirts. 719 04:42:08,500 --> 04:42:09,880 Split Skirts. 720 04:42:10,320 --> 04:42:16,040 Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen only. 721 04:42:18,380 --> 04:42:24,280 How to announce the coming of Carter Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven. 722 04:42:27,720 --> 04:42:32,600 Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon Haven Hotel located just outside of 723 04:42:32,600 --> 04:42:34,300 Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 724 04:42:37,060 --> 04:42:41,420 Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon Haven and see what hot sex is really 725 04:42:41,420 --> 04:42:42,420 like. 726 04:42:42,800 --> 04:42:48,620 Screw Magazine says the beds in Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk 727 04:42:57,230 --> 04:43:02,930 Carter Steven, the man who gave you Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait, 728 04:43:02,930 --> 04:43:06,430 Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with Honeymoon Haven. 729 04:43:18,130 --> 04:43:19,490 You'll see couple. 730 04:43:22,150 --> 04:43:23,150 Triple. 731 04:43:24,930 --> 04:43:25,930 Wholesome. 732 04:43:29,000 --> 04:43:34,320 And even more, in action you never thought you'd see on screen. 733 04:43:34,860 --> 04:43:37,500 Oh, but you love it. 734 04:43:39,540 --> 04:43:44,000 You'll love it too, as Honeymoon Haven takes you behind the scenes for the 735 04:43:44,000 --> 04:43:45,000 of your life. 736 04:43:50,360 --> 04:43:55,060 Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets right in there between the sheets to 737 04:43:55,060 --> 04:43:56,880 probe honeymooners and their fun. 738 04:43:57,960 --> 04:44:01,160 Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall -to -wall sex. 739 04:44:05,600 --> 04:44:07,880 And dynamite room service. 740 04:44:13,780 --> 04:44:18,260 Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the hottest night you ever spent in a hotel. 741 04:44:21,680 --> 04:44:26,720 After all, Elite Magazine says, Honeymoon Haven is cram -packed with the 742 04:44:26,720 --> 04:44:32,100 erotic talents in blue films today. It shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam 743 04:44:32,100 --> 04:44:35,840 -bang sexual antics that thoroughly entertain from start to finish. 744 04:44:37,560 --> 04:44:42,100 You'll see cheating wives, swinging couples, 745 04:44:42,500 --> 04:44:46,360 and frightened virgins. 746 04:44:52,360 --> 04:44:53,360 Because I'm scared. 747 04:44:53,780 --> 04:45:00,780 And some not -so -frightened ex 748 04:45:00,780 --> 04:45:01,780 -virgins. 749 04:45:04,180 --> 04:45:09,860 It's all happening at the swingiest place in town, the Honeymoon Haven 750 04:45:16,490 --> 04:45:21,570 So check into the Honeymoon Haven with Carter Stevens and his exciting friends 751 04:45:21,570 --> 04:45:22,910 and have a ball. 752 04:45:30,550 --> 04:45:31,550 Honeymoon Haven. 753 04:45:32,650 --> 04:45:34,870 Coming to this theater soon. 754 04:46:05,070 --> 04:46:06,330 Honeymoon Haven.